The world’s burning, your coffee’s cold, and your last shred of hope just ghosted you. But sure—this is fine.
Featuring everyone's favorite clinically depressed donkey embracing the chaos with dead-eyed resignation, this tee is the official uniform for silently spiraling with style.
🔥 Eeyore, but make it existential
☕ Perfect for sipping regret
🖤 Unisex, soft, and emotionally flammable
Wear it to work, therapy, or your next breakdown brunch.
Because pretending you're okay is the vibe.
Welcome to the Sad Shirt Club—where coping looks cool.