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Welcome to the FAQ. Or as we like to call it: Therapy, but make it about t-shirts.

You’ve got questions. We’ve got emotional baggage, caffeine, and a disturbingly detailed knowledge of Direct-to-Film printing. Let’s do this.

🎨 What the hell is DTF printing and why is it all over my shirt?

DTF = Direct To Film, not whatever weird thing your brain just suggested.

It’s our printing method of choice because we’re not here to serve crusty, cracked designs from 2007. We print your art onto a special film, powder it with something magical (probably sadness), heat-press it into your shirt, and boom — your tee now slaps harder than your last mental breakdown.

The result?

  • Crisp details

  • Insane colors

  • Zero peeling

  • No cringe vinyl texture

Just chaos, color, and commitment issues — printed directly on cotton.

🌍 Are your inks really eco-friendly or is that just guilt-flavored marketing?

Look. We’re not here to greenwash you.

We use water-based, eco-conscious inks because:

  • The planet’s dying and we’d prefer not to help.

  • They’re non-toxic and breathable, unlike your last relationship.

  • They don’t feel like a sticker slapped on your chest.

So yes, you can wear your sadness guilt-free — your shirt’s not poisoning fish or choking dolphins. That’s nice, right?

🧼 Do these shirts survive the wash? Or do they ghost me after the first rinse?

Your shirt’s not going to flake out. We’re not fast fashion — we’re emotionally unstable, but reliable.

Our DTF prints are made to last. They bond to the fabric like trauma bonds to your brain.

Follow these sadboi laundry commandments:

  • Wash cold, inside out

  • Don’t bleach it unless you hate joy

  • Tumble low or air dry like a whimsical Victorian poet

  • Cry on it only after it’s dry

You’ll still be rocking it after 50 washes. And no, it won’t fade like your childhood dreams.

⏳ Why does it take 3–5 business days to ship my shirt? I’m impatient and spiraling.

Because every shirt is made just for you.

We’re not pulling pre-printed trash out of a dusty warehouse. Every order is printed fresh in our UK HQ by real human hands (with tattoos and probably mild anxiety).

That 3–5 day window =

  • Printing

  • Pressing

  • Quality checking

  • Mild breakdowns

  • Packaging your sadness with love

Fast fashion is cheap and soulless. We’re slow-ish and full of feelings. Worth it.

🎨 Can you actually print my absurd, hyper-detailed, acid-trip design?

YES. DTF eats complex art for breakfast.

Layered chaos? Glitchy anime tears? Neon frogs with chainsaws? Bring it on.
DTF doesn’t judge. It prints gradients, sharp lines, tiny text, cursed emojis — all of it — with pixel-perfect accuracy. No smudges, no sacrifice. Just vibes.

Got an especially unhinged design? Email us. We live for this.

📦 Will it shrink?

Only if you wash it like you’re trying to destroy it.

Our shirts are mostly 100% cotton, so if you follow normal laundry rules (you do, right?), there’s no major shrinkage. Unlike some people we know.

💌 Do you ship internationally?

We do. We’ve shipped sadness to Australia, Norway, America, the moon (allegedly), and even Hull.

We ship worldwide, because misery truly loves company.
Shipping times may vary depending on where you are — but we always keep you updated and track that sucker till it lands in your arms like a long-lost ex that actually came back.

💀 What’s your return policy?

Not vibing with your order? We get it. Life’s a mess.

We offer a 30-day, no questions asked, totally un-awkward return policy.

Wrong size? Weird fit? Not sad enough? Too sad?
Just email us at thesadshirtclub@gmail.com and we’ll sort it. No guilt. No drama. (Okay, maybe a little drama, but only the fun kind.)

❓ What is The Sad Shirt Club?

We’re a fashion cult disguised as a t-shirt store.

We sell emotionally unstable apparel for people who express their feelings through ironic cotton and dramatic ring choices. Goth, grunge, deadpan — if your clothes scream louder than your therapist, you’re in the right place.

❓ What sizes do you offer?

Most of our shirts run from XS to 3XL, because misery comes in all shapes.
Check the Size Guide on each product page — or DM us if you want sizing help from someone who's cried into every sample shirt personally.

❓ Are your rings adjustable?

Yes. Our rings are forged from metal and pain — and most of them adjust to fit your weird little goblin hands.
If a specific design isn’t adjustable, we’ll say so on the product page.

❓ Can I return something?

Sure, but only if you didn’t emotionally bond with it.
We accept returns on unworn, unwashed items within 14 days of delivery.
To start a return, email us at help@thesadshirtclub.store.

❓ Will your shirts make me less sad?

No. But they will make you look really good while spiraling.
Our shirts are more emotional support than solution — and that’s enough, right?

❓ Are your items ethically made?

We aim for responsible sourcing, fair pay, and minimal waste. We’re not perfect, but we’re also not fast fashion goblins.
We believe in slow burns, not sweatshops.

❓ Why isn’t there a hotline number?

Because we’d just cry on the phone with you.
Email us instead — we respond within 24–48 hours (usually faster if you say something unhinged).

📌 TL;DR — Why The Sad Shirt Club?

  • DTF = next-level print sorcery

  • Eco-friendly = less guilt, more drip

  • Lasts longer than your last three situationships combined

  • Built for weird, complex art

  • Printed in the UK by slightly feral creatives

  • Customer service run by real people who cry too

Still got questions?
Scream into the chat bubble in the bottom corner or message us at thesadshirtclub@gmail.com.
We promise we’ll reply before your existential dread peaks (probably).