Weaponize your lack of utility. This darkly funny graphic tee features a bright cartoon-style print and the painfully relatable mantra: “They can’t use you if you’re useless.” Perfect for when you want to look approachable but still radiate unbothered chaos.
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Premium cotton blend — soft enough to nap in, strong enough to cry in
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Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade faster than your motivation
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Unisex fit — because sadness looks good on everyone
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Available in multiple sizes (so no one’s left out of being useless)
Wear it to work, class, or family gatherings — let everyone know your boundaries are lower than your standards.