Psyduck Knife Tee – "I Have Stability / The Ability to Stab"Feeling stable... ish? Embrace the chaos with this unhinged Psyduck-inspired tee that says what we’re all thinking but legally can’t act on. Featuring everyone's favorite headache-prone duck holding a suspiciously large knife, surrounded by the motivational mantra:
“I Have Stability – The Ability to Stab.”
Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, or anyone clinging to their last shred of sanity.
🖤 Soft, high-quality cotton blend
🔪 Eye-popping design that’s equal parts cute and deranged
🧠 Ideal gift for your emotionally unstable bestie (or yourself)
Warning: May cause strangers to give you space.
Add to cart. Before your last nerve snaps.