Eat Trash Do Crime Raccoon Hoodie | Sad Shirt Club
Eat Trash Do Crime Raccoon Hoodie | Sad Shirt Club
Eat Trash Do Crime Raccoon Hoodie | Sad Shirt Club

Eat Trash Do Crime Raccoon Hoodie | Sad Shirt Club

£35.00
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Some people choose self-improvement.
Others choose raccoons, garbage, and mild criminal energy.

The Eat Trash, Do Crime Hoodie is for the feral souls, the midnight snackers, and anyone who knows that society is optional. Featuring a bold neo-traditional raccoon graphic on the back and a clean Sad Shirt Club chest hit on the front, this hoodie balances chaos with comfort.

Printed on a premium black hoodie, this piece is built for daily wear, emotional support, and questionable decisions.

🦝 Why you’ll love it:

  • Bold back print – Neo-traditional raccoon design with cans, pizza, and pure menace

  • Minimal front branding – Clean Sad Shirt Club logo on the chest

  • Soft & heavyweight feel – Cosy enough to rot in, durable enough to survive crimes

  • Unisex fit – Made for everyone, regardless of alignment (lawful not included)

  • Designed for black fabric – Colours pop without heavy, crack-prone prints

🖤 Perfect for:

  • Late-night walks to the fridge

  • Avoiding eye contact with authority

  • People who identify spiritually as a raccoon

  • Sadlings who prefer chaos over motivation

Wear it oversized. Wear it proudly.
Eat trash. Do crime. Repeat.

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